Becky P.
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Chop Suey in the bushes said the happy Beaver turning trees into chop sticks 🫨🤭🤗 I had this feeling I was gonna get…
I had this feeling I was gonna get screwed by you people ! Thank you for the thorough screwwwwwing ! 👍👀. 🤫🫣🤭

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Isexmachine (isexmachine.com) has 54 customer reviews on Rated Honest, with an average rating of 3.8 out of 5.
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Becky P.
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I had this feeling I was gonna get screwed by you people ! Thank you for the thorough screwwwwwing ! 👍👀. 🤫🫣🤭
Sisstemic
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Worth every penny! The app boosts this machine to the next level. Buy this and you will not regret it.
Ken
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I really wanted to like this, but it is so underpowered as to be unusable. Half a stroke and it literally shuts off. It isn't even stable enough to hold a toy and you do the work. Sorry folks. Don't waste your money
Samuel
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I never got a response from customer service about tracking or where my order was. Then it just arrived one day. The contact us form is not possible to use as it gives errors.
Barton B.
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Shipped significantly later than advertised. No way to track the package or get in touch with customer service. I sent an email inquiring on the status to your general mailbox and received no reply. I was about to flag the charge as fraud but it finally arrived. Product is very loud and the motor is weak. Will not be buying another product from here again.
George R.
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You sent me the wrong item. Sent me something for $29.99 and changed me $34.99, the price of the correct item. All my attempts to contact you and solve the issue has been absolutely in wane.
kaila A.
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i’ve emailed about my package it’s been almost a month and i’ve gotten zero word. the experience sucked especially for such a big order??
ALICIA
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Ordering was very easy and once the product arrived I was very happy with the quality of the device. My only issue was shipping as it took a rather long time and I had to email regarding the shipment status and was never sent the tracking info despite assurances they would send it to me. Ended up arriving weeks later and was listed as an Amazon delivery.